Features
Everything a group chat
cannot do
An argument about football is only worth having if somebody can settle it. Four things, all pointed at that.
Rooms
One room
per argument
A single feed turns every conversation into the same conversation. Rooms keep them apart: the match thread stays a match thread while the window runs riot next door.
- Open a room in a tap — a fixture, a player, a rumour, an away trip
- A pinned first post, so newcomers land on the point instead of the noise
- Rooms get closed when they stop being worth reading
- Pro opens private rooms for the people you actually want in them
Slash commands
The numbers come
to the argument
Commands are typed in the room, mid-conversation. What comes back is a card everyone can see, so the thread keeps moving instead of splitting into four people googling.
- /stats — a player’s season so far
- /compare — two players on the same axes
- /form — the last five, not the last one
- /xi — renders the line-up someone just typed out
Match simulator
Your XI,
played out to the end
Everyone has a line-up they are certain about. This is the cheapest way to find out what it does against a real opponent — and the fastest way to end a thread that started on Thursday.
- Any fixture from this season or the thirteen behind it
- Any shape, including the one nobody else will defend
- A scoreline, the chances it turned on, and where the shape leaked
- Shareable, so the room can tear it apart in seconds
Predictions & ratings
A season that remembers
who was right
Call the score before kick-off, rate the performance after, and let the table keep the receipts. Being right in October is worth nothing if nobody wrote it down.
- Predictions lock at kick-off — no quiet edits
- Room averages land beside the individual marks
- By March you can see who rates on the football and who on the result
- Pro keeps the full season history and private leagues
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